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Greetings from the Comatorium
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Created on 2006-07-16 23:27:36 (#10684039), last updated 2009-02-28
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Basic Info| Name: | Voltjan Stevens |
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Not much to see here. Just your run of the mill half-man/half-machine indie hipster supergenius superhero ninja rockstar velociraptor with a heart of gold, dual laser cannons, rocket boosters, and 16" spinnaz. In short, I'm as cool as a longcat is long, and you can take that to the bank, cash it in, put it in your pipe, and smoke it. I'm what you'd get if you put Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Samuel L. Jackson, and Christopher Walken in a blender, strained out the Intarweb, added pineapple chunks and a few cherries, and set on smoothie. 100% pure kickassohol in a frosty mug. Men want to be me, women want me, and vice versa. But like Highlander, there can only be one. And like your mom's fine china, I am look but no touch. But you better wear sunglasses. Because I can blind you. Or worse. I'm the nuclear Ark of the Covenant. And don't you forget it.
Who is this masked man, you might ask? Mike, 21, is a fourth year journalism student with a minor in politics. I'm a writer for a sketch comedy show, president of a sci-fi/fantasy club, and president of a stand-up comedy club. I'm a blogger, check me and Chrissy (
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vacillated) out over on http://www.kittybutts.org. Don't part me from my various Nintendos, my musics, or my chocolate milk, and we should be okay. I live in a rinky-dink Pennsylvania suburban apartment with my mom and two cats when I'm not journalismin' at Ithaca College. I hope to be a producer, live in a big house with a big lawn and a fireplace and a garden and porch, an assortment of animals, and:
Meet Chrissy. The most amazing girl in the universe. She's from Arizona, and makes me feel like I've never felt before. She makes me believe the stuff in the first paragraph is true, not to mention some more down-to-Earth things. I feel stronger because of her, and owe her so much. Thank you, Christine.
We met over two years ago, and clicked instantaneously. We have everything in common, we pick each other up when the other falls down. We're here for each other, and I'm the happiest person in the world because of her. When we see each other, the only way to describe it is perfection. I love her. And I know she is the one.
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?!, achewood, ak-47-holding marxist girls, batman, beavis and butt-head, camel mokimotos, capcom, cats, caturday, caught in the rain, chipmunks stole my muffin, craisins, daily dinosaur comics, dane cook, dave barry, dave chapelle, demetri martin, diesel sweeties, donkey kong, douglas adams, earthbound, emerson hall, emperor x, famous communists, fez hats, fighting alligators, filet mignon, final fantasy vi, firefly, frank zappa, freakazoid, gamecube, genghis khan, george carlin, godzilla & gamera lovestories, gorillaz, greggory peaches! (greggory peaches!), hate song, homestar runner, homsar, ich bin ein calzone!, intarbutts, interrobang, ithaca college, journalism, kirby, kittens, kittybutts.org, lemon demon, lewis black, longcat, lord of the rings, make a beak, malcolm in the middle, mallo cups, mario kart, marvel 1602, mein liebling, mel brooks, metroid, microwaving marshmallows, monkeys, need for speed, nes, nintendo, nintendo ds, nothing nice, obscure facts, oh snap, oh. a-my. a-god., overcompensating, pac-man, peanut butter ice cream, pengoos, penncrest high school, penny arcade, perry bible fellowship, pete and pete, pimp hats, politically independent, pulp fiction, punks and nerds, pvp, quentin tarantino, red meat, rubber duckies, sarcasm, satire, sin city, smash bros., snes, social commentary, something awful, something positive, soul calibur, space kittens! ♥, squirrels, starbursts, stuff sucks, sufjan stevens, superman is a dick, the commons, the mars volta, the simpsons, the ultimate showdown, tv land, vg cats, video games, viewtiful joe, we ♥ our pengoos, webcest, webcomics, wheelchair hockey, white ninja, wigu, wii, wogognome+keycatfawee=♥♥♥, y100, yoshi, you damn kid
External Services:
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